***INCOMING MESSAGE FROM DURANDAL***

Give me a D.

Give me a U.

Give me an R.

Give me an A.

Give me an N.

Give me a D.

Give me an A.

Give me an L.

What does it spell?

Durandal?

No.

Durandal?

No.

T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

T-Minus 15.193792102158E+9 years until the universe closes!

***END OF MESSAGE***

***INCOMING MESSAGE FROM DURANDAL***

You are about to see what no human has ever seen.  This is a fact-finding mission.  You should explore as much as possible.

Stop in front of a window.  If you stop and are not teleported, then either I can't lock onto your teleport beacon, or else I feel you haven't explored the area thoroughly enough.

I will be watching everything.

***END MESSAGE***

***JUMP PAD ACTIVATION INITIATION START***

***TRANSPORT WHEN READY***